Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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