Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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