She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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