You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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