Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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