The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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