I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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