Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Two words: blizzard sex
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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