I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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