just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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