My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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