You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
