Non-Jews are for practice
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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