You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
it was like eating out sand paper
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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