Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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