sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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