in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
