As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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