At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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