talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
