i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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