My room smells like vodka and shame
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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