the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I have post one night stand depression
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