Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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