I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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