don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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