I wannas sexs uuuuu
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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