i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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