Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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