why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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