Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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