please come you make the beer taste better
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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