Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You surviving the open bar?
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i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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