It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
send nudes
from the living room?
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