Do you still have your period?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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