Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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