We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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