I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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