Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
