I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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