What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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