For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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