he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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