i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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