Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sorry my hands just texted you
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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