Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
