Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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