is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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