fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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