we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
