found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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