i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Boobs speak an international language.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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