Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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