Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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