just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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