think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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