Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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